Our friend Elissa (@badgirlfriday) joins us again to bring us bizarre facts and stories about cemeteries! She’s the administrator of a fairly large cemetery, and tells us about how to create a museum for yourself after you die, what happens when detectives dig your dead ass up and chop it up, and how a dead body is put back together. Plus, facts about modern sarcophagi, why groundhogs live in graves, how to haunt your own house, and more.

Subscribers may recognize Elissa from our previous episode about the haunted Ohio State Reformatory prison - if you haven’t heard this one yet, you should subscribe now to hear it and the other FIFTEEN subscriber-only episodes on Garbage Brain!

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• drew & natalie