<![CDATA[Garbage Brain University]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nTNV!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff99f1b5a-0fb4-4f3c-b00a-1ebb00afe8f3_800x800.pngGarbage Brain Universityhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.comSubstackTue, 27 Oct 2026 10:53:27 GMT<![CDATA[GBU 527: The Great Mistake: Have you ever looked at your own butthole?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-527-the-great-mistake-have-youhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-527-the-great-mistake-have-youThu, 15 Oct 2026 20:18:10 GMTToday we talk about The Shots, the Great Poker Scam, people who hate reading, bathtubs, ultraviolence, and associated topics. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 526: The Great Mistake: Are aliens beautiful?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-526-the-great-mistake-are-alienshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-526-the-great-mistake-are-aliensThu, 08 Oct 2026 18:43:00 GMTDavid Grusch has returned for another round of whistleblowing… or is it “whistleblowing?” We talk about his new alien claims, as well as people drinking radioactive water on purpose in 2026, cider donuts, synchronicities, and the real reason you shouldn’t be patriotic. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 525: The Great Mistake: Pink Himalayan Salt Is Made Of Giants]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-525-the-great-mistake-pink-himalayanhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-525-the-great-mistake-pink-himalayanThu, 01 Oct 2026 14:55:44 GMTWe talk about the theory that “the elite” have to tell us of their nefarious plans or they won’t be “allowed” to carry them out, why we never dig very far beneath the surface of the earth, why we’re generating so much loosh, Revelations, alien DNA, and more. For patrons only! Non patrons wouldn’t be able to handle the ontological shock!!!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 524: The Great Mistake: Is The CIA Hunting Alien-Human Hybrids?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-524-the-great-mistake-is-thehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-524-the-great-mistake-is-theThu, 24 Sep 2026 19:06:33 GMTDid the CIA use 23andme, Ancestry, and similar genetic databases to identify rogue alien-human hybrids among us? We talk about this, marinating Diet Coke, Gobekli Tepe, and New Hampshire in today’s episode. For patrons only.

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 523: The Great Mistake: How To Become A Cult Leader]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-523-the-great-mistake-how-tohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-523-the-great-mistake-how-toThu, 17 Sep 2026 18:17:36 GMTWhat looms on the horizon before us, its sheer magnitude palpably echoing into the past? More importantly, why aren’t we goths? We also talk about multiple timelines, brand logos, a new apocalypse leaker, and The Devil himself. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 522: The Great Mistake: Curse of Bigfoot]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-522-the-great-mistake-curse-ofhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-522-the-great-mistake-curse-ofThu, 10 Sep 2026 20:04:55 GMTRace the tincture with us as we tell you the secrets behind why Bigfoot is seldom seen and never leaves bones behind. Also: how to clean your house, alternate Natalies, the gossip mill, and bears on heaps. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 521: The Great Mistake: Are Aliens Humans From The Future?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-521-the-great-mistake-are-alienshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-521-the-great-mistake-are-aliensThu, 03 Sep 2026 17:48:02 GMTTime travel doesn’t work the way most people think it does, and we’ll tell you why, today. We also talk about panpsychism, the nature of consciousness, chi, opium, and how to prove you’ve dreamed. For patrons only.

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 520: The Great Mistake: Pet Psychics Go Inside A Chicken's Mind]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-520-the-great-mistake-pet-psychicshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-520-the-great-mistake-pet-psychicsFri, 28 Aug 2026 16:15:16 GMTToday, we talk about what the billionaire bunkers are REALLY for, the REAL reason for TikTok dances, and the REAL terror behind the kitsch of The B-52s. For patrons only.

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 519: The Great Mistake: Vegetables Aren't Real]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-519-the-great-mistake-vegetableshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-519-the-great-mistake-vegetablesFri, 21 Aug 2026 16:27:18 GMTWe reveal the truth about vegetables, and talk about hidden organs, ghost DNA, foot drugs, and why we all survived the loss of gravity that was supposed to happen the other day. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 518: The Great Mistake: Astronomy vs. Astrology (Who Will Win?)]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-518-the-great-mistake-astronomyhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-518-the-great-mistake-astronomyThu, 13 Aug 2026 19:33:30 GMTIt’s the battle that neither side knew they were fighting! Plus: stormspotting, gravitypocalypse, daylight saving time, and how to replace yourself with a new guy. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 517: The Great Mistake: Fleeced At The Psychic Expo]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-517-the-great-mistake-fleecedhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-517-the-great-mistake-fleecedThu, 06 Aug 2026 15:27:20 GMTWe spent a hundred dollars at a traveling psychic expo so you wouldn’t have to. Join us for the reveal of what actually happens at these mysterious events, what a trip through thirteen dimensions feels like, and why a Pleiadian sounds like Yoda doing a Mrs. Doubtfire voice. For patrons only (need to recoup psychic expenses.)

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[never touch a bat: the shirt]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/never-touch-a-bat-the-shirthttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/never-touch-a-bat-the-shirtMon, 27 Jul 2026 22:49:20 GMThey, it’s drew!

did you know that the Vermont Department of Health recommends that you never touch a bat? they occasionally print flyers with this bat illustration on it, so i cleaned it up and printed it (along with “Never Touch a Bat”) on shirts. get yours at drewtoothpaste.com:

also, if you don’t already patronize Garbage Brain University, you should …

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 516: The Great Mistake: What Do Other People Eat?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-516-the-great-mistake-what-dohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-516-the-great-mistake-what-doThu, 23 Jul 2026 19:38:34 GMTPaper towels, zip-lock bags, and hot dog buns: what do we do with the things our world makes that are designed to go straight in the trash? What did humanity do before we made so much garbage? And how do you poison baby boomers and millennials? We answer these questions, and more, in today’s episode. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 515: The Great Mistake: Society: The Real Gateway Drug]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-515-the-great-mistake-societyhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-515-the-great-mistake-societyThu, 16 Jul 2026 13:56:40 GMTCan you duplicate items in real life like a glitch in Animal Crossing? We tell you how it may be possible, and talk bong rips, ham radio, man friends, torrents, wildfires, and a few other things. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 514: The Great Mistake: Did CERN'S Large Hadron Collider Change Reality?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-514-the-great-mistake-did-cernshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-514-the-great-mistake-did-cernsThu, 09 Jul 2026 15:54:51 GMTWe review last week’s Facebook Psychic predictions, and talk about the mysteries surrounding the operation of CERN’s Large Hadron Collider. Does it make objects double? Does it change the past and alter causality itself? Does it let dark entities enter our material plane to stop us from being good? We reveal the truth behind these and other suspicious o…

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 513: The Great Mistake: Predictions Of A Facebook Psychic]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-513-the-great-mistake-predictionshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-513-the-great-mistake-predictionsThu, 02 Jul 2026 16:44:06 GMTWe receive astral guidance from a psychic on Facebook, review the track record of an Instagram medical professional, and find some alternate explanations for the Oliver Tree story. Plus: General Hospital, Colonel Sanders, Kool Keith, and other characters of note. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 512: The Great Mistake: How To Dig A Perfect Hole]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-512-the-great-mistake-how-tohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-512-the-great-mistake-how-toThu, 25 Jun 2026 15:16:51 GMTLearn how to grow potatoes, pile up dirt, and dig the perfect hole. Today, we celebrate earth and its inhabitants, and also talk about The Aging Conspiracy, USians, and hidden members of your family you didn’t know existed. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 511: The Great Mistake: Bacteria Are Aliens, And They're Controlling Us]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-511-the-great-mistake-bacteriahttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-511-the-great-mistake-bacteriaThu, 18 Jun 2026 14:48:46 GMTWe reveal the sinister plot behind greeting cards, tell you which aspects of contemporary society are a coping mechanism, and explore the chilling coincidences behind a popular country musician and a string of killings lasting decades. Plus: liquor, feet, and, of course, grey aliens. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 510: The Great Mistake: You Are Not Inside Your Body]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-510-the-great-mistake-you-arehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-510-the-great-mistake-you-areThu, 11 Jun 2026 15:54:44 GMTDoes your brain actually store things inside of it? Is a grey alien a guy or is it an avatar for someone else? Are you an avatar for someone else? We talk about this, plus digging graves, stinky aliens, and chessboxing/pokerhauling in today’s episode for patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 509: The Great Mistake: The Protein Conspiracy]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-509-the-great-mistake-the-proteinhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-509-the-great-mistake-the-proteinThu, 04 Jun 2026 15:44:38 GMTWe discover the real reason why protein is being added to treats, the history of The New England Flavor, why nicotine may be fine on its own, and what happens when you aggravate a guy who sells baby wipes. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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