<![CDATA[Garbage Brain University]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.comhttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nTNV!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff99f1b5a-0fb4-4f3c-b00a-1ebb00afe8f3_800x800.pngGarbage Brain Universityhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.comSubstackWed, 29 Apr 2026 19:19:45 GMT<![CDATA[GBU 503: The Great Mistake: Data Centers Have No Security, And Are Full Of Precious Gems And Metals]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-503-the-great-mistake-data-centershttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-503-the-great-mistake-data-centersThu, 23 Apr 2026 14:36:08 GMTYou have to listen to the universe when you get a message or a vision from the universe. It’s trying to tell you something! It’s important! We also talk about why the end of the world isn’t coming, monster trucks, and what’s inside those big, evil data centers. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 502: The Great Mistake: Why The US Government Poisoned Us]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-502-the-great-mistake-why-thehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-502-the-great-mistake-why-theThu, 16 Apr 2026 21:16:05 GMTWe tell you why you have to say yes to everything you’re invited to, how to become an astronaut (for real,) the actual problem with libertarianism, why you need to take adult education classes, and the real reason why your main choice in life is either to be cool or shut the fuck up. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 501: The Great Mistake: It's impossible to give a]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-501-the-great-mistake-its-impossiblehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-501-the-great-mistake-its-impossibleThu, 09 Apr 2026 12:49:55 GMTWe’re living in a simulation being run on an ancient Egyptian computer, where you can scam your way to enlightenment and use hieroglyphics to perform acts of magic. This is probably why math doesn’t quite work, people drink out of boots, and the simple act of telling a computer what to do has turned into begging for it to tell us what it wants to do. Yo…

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 500: The Great Mistake: Who Gets To Talk To The Aliens First?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-500-the-great-mistake-who-getshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-500-the-great-mistake-who-getsThu, 02 Apr 2026 16:26:26 GMTOur 500th episode is here! Today, we’re talking chicken enrichment, why you should be a bad employee, the alien prediction for this weekend’s Easter Sunday, what happened to the whirling mass of garbage in the ocean, and what happens when every part of your body is replaced. Plus, of course, who will talk to the aliens when they make themselves known to…

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 499: The Great Mistake: The Drug That Frees You From Desire, and Cats vs. Dogs: Who Will Win?]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-499-the-great-mistake-the-drughttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-499-the-great-mistake-the-drugThu, 26 Mar 2026 16:54:55 GMTYour gut bacteria may be communicating with you already, and you don’t even know it. We also talk greasy diet food, tapping trees, moving sheep, spray-painting chickens, and the eternal war between dogs and cats. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 498: The Great Mistake: How To Exploit The Rich (Class Warfare Begins With You)]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-498-the-great-mistake-how-tohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-498-the-great-mistake-how-toThu, 19 Mar 2026 14:15:29 GMTFind out how we’re going to start a breakaway civilization, ponder why the rich have to pretend to live like we do, and hear our ideas on why you should gossip more. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 497: The Great Mistake: We're Going To The Vet Now, Instead Of The Doctor]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-497-the-great-mistake-were-goinghttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-497-the-great-mistake-were-goingFri, 13 Mar 2026 19:50:21 GMTToday, we investigate small town business ideas, a doctor’s prediction for the future of America, Friday The 13th (that’s today!) and why we’re going to the veterinarian now for medical treatment. For patrons only.

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 496: The Great Mistake: Party More, Post Less]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-496-the-great-mistake-party-morehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-496-the-great-mistake-party-moreThu, 05 Mar 2026 15:30:46 GMTYou need to party more. That’s the first and most important thing, and we’ll tell you why you have to do it now. We also discuss the egg machine gun, why beans are a trend, elements, humours, and what you’re going to do at all those parties you’re going to host and attend. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 495: The Great Mistake: Everyone Agrees Now, Eat The Rich]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-495-the-great-mistake-everyonehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-495-the-great-mistake-everyoneThu, 26 Feb 2026 16:17:46 GMTSoundcloud rappers, this-guy-that-guy video makers, and you, and everyone you know all agree: it’s probably time to eat the rich! We talk about acrobatic criminality, the fate of CEOs, the latest attempt to assassinate the president, Distraction Theory, demons on earth, and whether or not any of this is Ontologically Shocking us, as the UFO guys like to…

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 494: The Great Mistake: How To Escape The Frozen Leviathan's Wet Grasp]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-494-the-great-mistake-how-tohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-494-the-great-mistake-how-toThu, 19 Feb 2026 16:47:33 GMTTraveling by boat, how to avoid The Munchies, the beast that lurks in the sea, and what psychics are saying about various public officials and their fates. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 493: The Great Mistake: Porch Pirates Aren't Real! Stop Surveilling Yourself]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-493-the-great-mistake-porch-pirateshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-493-the-great-mistake-porch-piratesFri, 13 Feb 2026 16:30:47 GMTToday, we talk about porch pirates, Ring, The Sims, cops, and our scores on the Narcissistic Personality Inventory. For patrons only!

  • natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 492: The Great Mistake: The Aristocrats! (The Epstein Files)]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-492-the-great-mistake-the-aristocratshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-492-the-great-mistake-the-aristocratsTue, 03 Feb 2026 02:14:18 GMTWe tell you why the oligarchy [beeeep] and why we have to [beeeeeep] in order to save America. For patrons only!

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 491: The Great Mistake: We Found A UFO in Greenland, and The Dating App Conspiracy]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-491-the-great-mistake-we-foundhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-491-the-great-mistake-we-foundThu, 29 Jan 2026 16:14:03 GMTThe Bank of England has been warned to prepare for financial instability because of alien disclosure, and there’s a UFO in Greenland. Plus: the dating conspiracy, Bob Lazar, mushrooms, yelling slurs, youth culture, and why this is your favorite podcast. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 490: The Great Mistake: Going No Contact With Reality, and Why Boomers Love AI So Much]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-490-the-great-mistake-going-nohttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-490-the-great-mistake-going-noFri, 23 Jan 2026 16:07:12 GMTWe talk about the nature of reality, boomers, AI, postmodern advertising, public access television, and the Montreal Body Slam. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 489: The Great Mistake: Why You Need To Get A Hobby, and Dark Natalie vs. Light Natalie]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-489-the-great-mistake-why-youhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-489-the-great-mistake-why-youThu, 15 Jan 2026 17:04:53 GMTGet some perspective! Get a hobby! You should be doing something you like for your own personal enjoyment instead of using your thumb to scroll through propaganda on your phone that’s designed to make you afraid and sell you things you don’t need. In today’s episode, we also talk about Dark Natalie vs. Light Natalie, why we’re disconnected from our mate…

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 488: The Great Mistake: Why You're Not Allowed To Say How To Fix Things, And Why Jesus Is Coming Back Underwater]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-488-the-great-mistake-why-yourehttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-488-the-great-mistake-why-youreFri, 09 Jan 2026 15:59:02 GMTIt’s 2026, and we’re bringing you Amish Mickey Mouse, why the Alien Guys think that this year (or maybe next year?) will be “somber,” how to access the collective unconscious, why Jesus is coming back underwater, and what it means when you’re not allowed to say what would fix everything. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 487: The Great Mistake: Why All Drugs Should Be Sold Over The Counter, And How To Destroy Your Foot]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-487-the-great-mistake-why-allhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-487-the-great-mistake-why-allThu, 18 Dec 2025 16:39:02 GMTThe era of American intellectualism is over, but you probably already knew that! So we tell you about the talking unicorn, the TikTok voice, why people are obsessed with organizing their fridges, the banal terror of other peoples’ groceries, and the reason you should be able to buy real drugs at a regular store. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 486: The Fridge That Will Ruin Your Life, And Why Radiation Is Trendy Again]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-486-the-fridge-that-will-ruinhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-486-the-fridge-that-will-ruinFri, 12 Dec 2025 16:41:46 GMTWe talk about how to view your past and future lives, how to forge your own identity, why The Noid was before his time, how hard it is to tell where you are if you start time traveling, and the long-awaited Solution To The AI Problem. We figured it out! You heard it here first! For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 485: The Great Mistake: Why You'll Never Watch An AI Movie, How To Imprison Every CEO]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-485-the-great-mistake-why-youllhttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-485-the-great-mistake-why-youllThu, 04 Dec 2025 16:53:28 GMTToday we talk witch shopping, homebrewing, backyard chickens, self-driving cars, The Economy, AI-written entertainment, the bailout you’ve probably never heard about, and what to do about your meat car. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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]]><![CDATA[GBU 484: The Great Mistake: Fake dicks, exorcists & baby chiropractors.]]>https://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-484-the-great-mistake-fake-dickshttps://www.garbagebrainuniversity.com/p/gbu-484-the-great-mistake-fake-dicksThu, 20 Nov 2025 17:03:00 GMTHave something to do now, but don’t in an hour from now? Try racing your edible! We investigate this practice with an experiment, and also talk about enlightenment, Frankenstein, exorcist movies, baby chiropractors, old-timey diseases, and why “2-week notice” is never real. For patrons only!

• natalie & drew

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