GBU 501: The Great Mistake: It's impossible to give a

We’re living in a simulation being run on an ancient Egyptian computer, where you can scam your way to enlightenment and use hieroglyphics to perform acts of magic. This is probably why math doesn’t quite work, people drink out of boots, and the simple act of telling a computer what to do has turned into begging for it to tell us what it wants to do. Yo…