GBU 58: The Goat That Was The Mayor
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Hey! It’s Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste, and we’re back again to talk about drop-kicking cheese across the yard, the relationship between horses and goats, and, of course, why three goats were once the mayor. All this, and over nine hundred other goat facts, are right here, right now, in this episode of Garbage Brain University.
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As a kid I went to a petting zoo with my mom. The goat wranglers weirdly encouraged my mom and I to stick our fingers in the baby goat's mouths. Almost immediately after trying this, this little black phillip bit the shit out of my finger. Definitely ruining a day at the zoo and i think requiring stitches.
The next day my mom decided to make it up to me by taking me to a nearby ghost town to which I responded "goat town? no! anything but goat town!"
This was over twenty years ago and my mom still thinks I'm terrified of goats, even though I very clearly am not and even worked with goats when I was in college.
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Tee Villain has some pretty good Black Phillip t-shirts
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