Punching A Horse Right In The Oat Pipe
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Hey! It’s Drew & Natalie Dee, back again with another Garbage Brain University for you. This week, we’re talking horses, donkeys, zebras, and zonkeys. We’ve got a panoply of horse facts and weird horse stories for you. As always, there’s a play-along quiz, and Natalie sings a tiny, weird horse song.
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Are you a horse rider? Do you own a horse? Or lease one? Or have you ever seen a horse, or seen a picture of one? Have you seen a book at the library with a horse on the cover, and it might have been about horses, but who knows? Because you didn’t look inside? Well, this is the internet, so your comment will be placed on equal footing as those of horse scientists. Embrace your horse un-knowledge, and share it with others in our comment section.
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Drew is right, horses need shoes only because we put more weight on them and make them walk on different surfaces than they would encounter naturally.
Being from Oklahoma, I have seen many horses, but haven't personally been acquainted with any. My favorite part of going to the fair, apart from eating a lot of gross food, is going into the barns and petting the friendly gigantic Belgian horses on their velvety noses. They always come up to you to say hello and blow hot air on your hands out of their big huge nostrils. Personable giant horses get an A+ from me!