Natalie’s girl gang. Drew’s opossum, covered in chicken grease. Trash cops, a cunning fake recycling program, and the reason why you should throw out all of your coffee mugs. Plus: a play-along trivia quiz, how Drew ended up on some shitty teen’s TikTok, and the reasoning behind Natalie’s head-to-toe glistening sheen.

Thanks again to Substack for our podcast/newsletter setup, to The Melvins for our theme song, and to the people around the world who pick up, transport, process, and recycle the stuff that we can’t or don’t want to chuck in the alley. Talk to you again soon!

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